Murphy's Laws

Posted by Er. Nitesh Arya

  1. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong - at the most inappropriate time.
  2. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
  3. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
  4. Everything takes longer than you think.
  5. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  6. Every solution breeds new problems.
  7. The legibility of handwriting is inversely proportional to its importance.
  8. No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw them up.
  9. The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  10. A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
  11. A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place.
  12. You will always find something in the last place you look.
  13. If you are looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
  14. After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
  15. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
  16. When you are waiting in a line, the other line always moves faster.
  17. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
  18. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
  19. Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
  20. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
  21. Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
  22. If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
  23. Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
  24. Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
  25. Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
  26. Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
  27. The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.
  28. The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of one's actions.
  29. Knowledge of Murphy's Law is no help in any situation.
  30. If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
  31. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
  32. When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
  33. If a Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
  34. You will find an easier way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
  35. Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
  36. When you really need something, it is either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, it is either available, or lies around in plain sight.
  37. The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.
  38. The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to the desirability of it happening.
  39. The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
  40. The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
  41. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.
  42. If for some reason Murphy's Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.
  43. Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you.
  44. The person ahead of you in the queue will have the most complex transaction possible.
  45. Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.
  46. When you want to show something to someone, it will not show up.
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